The squirrels are ready. While us humans calculate our own apocalypse, Sciurus Carolinensis has been gearing up. This brave forager has ventured from the bio-dome tree house to check radiation levels. There may be 100 years worth of dehydrated acorn jerky back in the pantry, but nothing beats the fresh stuff.

Silk-screened by hand using black ink onto a slate grey 100% cotton jersey scoop neck tee, lusciously soft and loose-fitting.


Sizes Available:

Fits sizes 0-2
Chest: 30"-32"
Waist: 25"-26"

Fits sizes 4-6
Chest: 32"-34"
Waist: 27"-28"

Fits sizes 8-10
Chest: 36"-38"
Waist: 30"-32

Fits sizes 12-14
Chest: 40"-42"
Waist: 33"-35"



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