This gentleman's been tangled in the tricky gears of logic. (As compulsive overthinkers, we sympathize!)

Silk-screened by hand using silver ink onto a black 100% cotton unisex/men's t-shirt.

Sizes Available:

Small
Chest: 34"-36"
Waist: 30"-32"

Medium
Chest: 38"-40"
Waist: 32"-33"

Large
Chest: 42"-44"
Waist: 33"-34"

X-Large
Chest: 46"-48"
Waist: 36"-38"